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热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

考场，我喊他坐我旁边．哈哈．．．．．今天一拿到试卷我就傻眼了，都不会，我特意看了作文题目”我的珍藏”，先把要写的作文内容想好了，才开始动笔写前面的．时间过的还满快的，不知不觉就写到作文部分了（主要是前面空的多）．哈哈．．．．作文我写的是关于友情的，另外重点提下，你们猜猜看我作文的主人公的朋友是谁？没错，就是东方神起的俊秀．哈哈哈．．当时本来想写允浩的可惜名字太男人了，因为我写的是女人，在中也不适合，所以我就选了俊秀．哈哈哈．．．．太聪明了．
在这里我要把今天坐在我旁边的某位帅哥－－哈里提提，今天考试他考着考着既然笑起来了，当时我一脸纳闷的看着他，不知道他笑什么，后来事后才知道，他写作文写的是某小君，说边写边想边笑．据说他把”陌上桑”描写罗敷的美貌句子给用上了．还有”蒹葭”里的句子也用上了，我不得不佩服他 ，他实在是太有才了，还据说，他感觉那篇文章像BLUE文．哈哈哈 总之满叼的！！！！！！！！！！（不好意思，用脏话了）．．．．．．．．．
总之今天虽然是在考试，但是我今天简直是从头笑到尾，简直太搞笑了，还有哈里学我笑简直是像一口气咽不上来断气的样子．哈哈哈哈，笑死我了．宣布一下，今天我和某妍一直讨论CBA（只有我和他懂的语言），她现在已经是我的人了．哈哈哈哈＠！！！！！还有某丽和哈里在．．．．．．．．（我就不说了，大家靠猜包）呵呵！总之，今天过的真开心啊！！！！！！！！！！

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

相关的资料给你做参考吧，但不是你要交的作文哦，还是自己试着写一些呵呵。

Interesting Things at College

We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening.

Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate.

Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time.

Computer Lab Annoying Tips

Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye.

Complain to the monitor on ty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first.

Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others.

You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume.

One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while.

These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

考场，我喊他坐我旁边．哈哈．．．．．今天一拿到试卷我就傻眼了，都不会，我特意看了作文题目”我的珍藏”，先把要写的作文内容想好了，才开始动笔写前面的．时间过的还满快的，不知不觉就写到作文部分了（主要是前面空的多）．哈哈．．．．作文我写的是关于友情的，另外重点提下，你们猜猜看我作文的主人公的朋友是谁？没错，就是东方神起的俊秀．哈哈哈．．当时本来想写允浩的可惜名字太男人了，因为我写的是女人，在中也不适合，所以我就选了俊秀．哈哈哈．．．．太聪明了．
在这里我要把今天坐在我旁边的某位帅哥－－哈里提提，今天考试他考着考着既然笑起来了，当时我一脸纳闷的看着他，不知道他笑什么，后来事后才知道，他写作文写的是某小君，说边写边想边笑．据说他把”陌上桑”描写罗敷的美貌句子给用上了．还有”蒹葭”里的句子也用上了，我不得不佩服他 ，他实在是太有才了，还据说，他感觉那篇文章像BLUE文．哈哈哈 总之满叼的！！！！！！！！！！（不好意思，用脏话了）．．．．．．．．．
总之今天虽然是在考试，但是我今天简直是从头笑到尾，简直太搞笑了，还有哈里学我笑简直是像一口气咽不上来断气的样子．哈哈哈哈，笑死我了．宣布一下，今天我和某妍一直讨论CBA（只有我和他懂的语言），她现在已经是我的人了．哈哈哈哈＠！！！！！还有某丽和哈里在．．．．．．．．（我就不说了，大家靠猜包）呵呵！总之，今天过的真开心啊！！！！！！！！！！

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

相关的资料给你做参考吧，但不是你要交的作文哦，还是自己试着写一些呵呵。

Interesting Things at College

We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening.

Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate.

Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time.

Computer Lab Annoying Tips

Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye.

Complain to the monitor on ty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first.

Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others.

You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume.

One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while.

These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !

考场，我喊他坐我旁边．哈哈．．．．．今天一拿到试卷我就傻眼了，都不会，我特意看了作文题目”我的珍藏”，先把要写的作文内容想好了，才开始动笔写前面的．时间过的还满快的，不知不觉就写到作文部分了（主要是前面空的多）．哈哈．．．．作文我写的是关于友情的，另外重点提下，你们猜猜看我作文的主人公的朋友是谁？没错，就是东方神起的俊秀．哈哈哈．．当时本来想写允浩的可惜名字太男人了，因为我写的是女人，在中也不适合，所以我就选了俊秀．哈哈哈．．．．太聪明了．
在这里我要把今天坐在我旁边的某位帅哥－－哈里提提，今天考试他考着考着既然笑起来了，当时我一脸纳闷的看着他，不知道他笑什么，后来事后才知道，他写作文写的是某小君，说边写边想边笑．据说他把”陌上桑”描写罗敷的美貌句子给用上了．还有”蒹葭”里的句子也用上了，我不得不佩服他 ，他实在是太有才了，还据说，他感觉那篇文章像BLUE文．哈哈哈 总之满叼的！！！！！！！！！！（不好意思，用脏话了）．．．．．．．．．
总之今天虽然是在考试，但是我今天简直是从头笑到尾，简直太搞笑了，还有哈里学我笑简直是像一口气咽不上来断气的样子．哈哈哈哈，笑死我了．宣布一下，今天我和某妍一直讨论CBA（只有我和他懂的语言），她现在已经是我的人了．哈哈哈哈＠！！！！！还有某丽和哈里在．．．．．．．．（我就不说了，大家靠猜包）呵呵！总之，今天过的真开心啊！！！！！！！！！！

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

相关的资料给你做参考吧，但不是你要交的作文哦，还是自己试着写一些呵呵。

Interesting Things at College

We all are very aware of the fact that college students work hard, dedicate themselves, and find little time for relaxation. Many use their extra time to work outside of college or perhaps enjoy a sporting event or two. Every place has a bit of humor attached to it or our existence would be very boring. College students find that humor really lights up once in awhile perhaps in an announcement or by a lecture by one of the teachers. In any case we thought that it might prove to be interesting to put out a bit of humor that some of the college students have encountered over the years. Please still laugh even if you heard these jokes before, ha, ha, my boss might be listening.

Every year the Dean address’s the freshmen class about the dormitory rules. The rules are simply put guys stay out of the girl’s dorm and girls stay out of the guy’s dorm. This year the Dean added that the facility had decided to fine anyone who breaks the rule. The first offense he stated will cost you $25, the second offense will cost you $50 and the third time will cost you a much heftier fine of $200. Then he ended by asking if there were any questions? One of the boys piped up, “How much for a season pass?” At that the Dean realized the fining would not be appropriate.

Next we are going to go to one of the favorite places that normally everyone attends on campus beside the cafeteria it is the Computer Lab. Now the Computer Lab can be very scary and intimidating for those of us who are not very computer savvy. Those who are familiar with the surroundings using the lab on a day to day basis are apt to poke fun or become annoying just distract or cause us to lose computer time.

Computer Lab Annoying Tips

Type very frantically, then stop, and look at the person next to you with an evil glean in your eye.

Complain to the monitor on ty that your computer will not work, but make sure that it is turned off first.

Why not connect each computer to a different screen than the one it’s set up with to find out the expressions on the faces of others.

You can write a program that plays the theme song of one of the old TV programs like Green Acres and play it over and over at a very high volume.

One of the most frightening things to the person next to you is to ask them if they know how to type into the top secret files at the Pentagon. Then tell them you do can you use their terminal for a while.

These are really corny ways to be annoying but some people find that just reading them makes a person laugh.

热心网友 时间：2023-10-15 19:27

Today is the last day of exams, so happy, finally liberated! Today, we are the University of the morning of the Chinese test, the test is a legal Afternoon! Can you say that I am two classes of the root did not look straight, finished Lai! ! ! ! ! ! Fortunately, and Harry in a test, I call him to sit next to me. Ha ha. . . . . Today, on the one mbfounded me get papers, and will not, I deliberately read the essay topic "My Collections", first want to write the content of the composition Well, before beginning to write in front of Writing. Time is also full of quick, unwittingly wrote essays on some of the (mainly in front of many empty). Ha ha. . . . Essay I wrote about are the Friendship, and the other highlight, the look you guess the main character of my writing friends who are? Yes, that is, the handsome TVXQ. Ha, ha, ha. . Yun-ho at that time would have to write too much of a Man the Name It is a pity, because I wrote the woman, does not fit in, so I Toshihide selected. Ha, ha, ha. . . . Too smart.

Here today, I would like to sit next to me of a handsome guy -哈里提提, today the test test test him with a laugh now that, when I looked at him a look of wonder, I do not know what he is smiling, and later after the only know that he is writing a Writing Xiaojun, said that while writing side want to laugh. Said to put him "Mo Shang Sang" depicts the beauty of the sentence to罗敷used. Have "Jianjia" is also used in the sentence, and I have to admire him, he is too talented, and also said he felt like the BLUE text article. Ha, ha, ha short of the full Fuck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (I'm sorry for the bad language used). . . . . . . . .

In short, although the examination today, but I laugh today is to start from the tail, it was too funny, and my laughter study also Harry is like a breath die pharyngeal not look up. Ha ha ha ha,笑死me. Announced about Yan today and I have been discussing a CBA (only me and him to understand the language), she is now my people. Ha ha ha ha @! ! ! ! ! Li and Harry have a at. . . . . . . . (I do not want to go on, guess bag by everybody) Ha ha! In short, I had fun today, ah! ! ! ! ! ! !