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英语幽默小故事
有关英语小故事3分钟幽默
有关3分钟幽默英语小故事篇一 狗也知道这个谚语吗 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"“没有关系，...
求5个简单的英语小故事(不要笑话和对话)
故事一 三个好朋友 一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他...
英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:“入口处”。 英语幽默小故事2:Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and ...
跪求有趣的英语小故事,一定要幽默,先给五分,好在加! 要两分钟能读完的...
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”大脑袋 “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”Good Boy L...
英语30字的幽默故事
幽默英语故事(有翻译哦!) 2009-07-09 13:01 1.piccola once there lived in france a little girl name piccola. when she was very young, her father died, and her mother was very, very poor. one christmas eve piccola said to her mother, "mamma, will uncle santa e to our house tonight...
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简短励志的小故事 感动人心的故事 三分钟成语故事演讲 名人读书的故事 英语幽默小故事1 My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫,麦克是个...
英语幽默小故事二到三句
mommy: Baby, baby, let’s go home. 小蝌蚪：Everybody has a Mommy. Where is our mommy? Let’s look for our mommy. （小鸭子出场） 小蝌蚪：Good morning! Are you my mommy? 鸭子：No, no, no, I am not your mommy. I am a duck. Your mommy has o big eyes and a big ...
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英语趣味幽默小故事：突然涨价 A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it."Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for ...
幽默风趣英语小故事三则
幽默风趣英语小故事：恭喜 "I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker(承办人), " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife.""Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?""You don't understand," said the man, "You ...
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